Oy

I've come to the conclusion that I don't fit into the usual mold. Ha! Like that's a surprise to anyone who's read my blog over the years.

I tried (tried being the operative word) to watch the Twilight movies. I read the first three books in the series. However, they made me so angry and frustrated that I gave up after Eclipse. After hearing what people had to say about Breaking Dawn, I'm glad I did.

But that's not the point of this entry. This entry is about the movies and what I think. Be prepared to want to kick me. It's not going to be pretty.

#1. Kristin Stewart cannot act...or should I say, she can't act in these movies. Everything is stuttered or muttered. You can barely understand a word she says. Not only that, but she makes Bella even more annoying than she was in the books. And that's saying something!

#2. I don't get the appeal of Robert Pattinson. I think I'm the only female in America who's not totally in love with him. He's creepy looking! And not only when he plays Edward. I just don't see the appeal.

#3. I'll probably go to hell for saying this, but Taylor Lautner's body? Yowza!!! Can he act? Eh...but the eye candy he dishes out is quite nice. Ew! Now I've gotta go take a shower.

#4. The "sparkle effect?" Ha! Oh, dude, I laughed so hard when that came on the screen. How on earth can you take that seriously??? Sheesh!

#5. Eh...I don't have anything else. Just the fact that I watched part of Twilight shocks me. I'm not a fan. There are vampire romances out there that are SO much better. They don't make the heroine a whiny crybaby who's entire life's purpose is to die so she can be with her man. AND they don't make the hero into a creepy stalker-like person who dictates who the heroine can talk to. Thanks, but no thanks.